Vanessa Hudgens, best known for her role in the inexplicably popular High School Musical, has commited the original sin of young female celebrities: allowed herself to photographed nude. Or, more specifically, took pictures of herself nude, and tried to send them to her boyfriend, High School Musical co-star Zac Efron. While no one has come forward with concrete proof that this picture is indeed authentic, it is not obviously digitally-altered, and the likeness is remarkable. Of course, such a picture can put the future of the extremely profitable Disney Channel show in doubt. .....
Rookie move, Vanessa, rookie move. Since, even being the cynic I am, this picture looks pretty damn real, if EXTREMELY grainy, it is now inevitable that you will eventually be forced to address it. And if history is any meter, you have two options from this point on: play the role of a whore (and then grow out of it) or be an actual whore (forever and ever). Might I suggest the former, if you intend on having an acting career. Or, perhaps the latter, if you'd rather orally pleasure me for a living. And by "living", I mean "supplied with bologna sandwiches within your spacious, and well-decorated, cage". Its gotta be better than dating a guy who looks like a young, yet militant, lesbian.
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The Picture in Question (NSFW)
Other Pics of Vanessa to contrast...
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