Kurt Cobain may be fourteen years in the ground, but his credit line seems to be immortal. Courtney Love, the widow of Cobain, is currently cooperating with police in an effort to track down the man who took out 188 credit cards and purchased a house in New Brunswick, New Jersey using Cobain's pilfered social security number. Love claims she began to notice the discrepancy back in 2003, but was so out of her mind on drugs and... well, being Courtney Love, that no one believed her. Right off the bat, being a psychopath is not a reasonable excuse for only noticing $72 million dollars in lost funds. I'm fairly certain that one could obtain some documentation proving such a large amount of money was "misplaced". This leads me to believe one of two things: 1) Love didn't notice until sometime around last Friday; or 2) that Love is somehow involved in some spectacularly stupid embezzlement scam. Either way, I think anyone who allows this large of a sum to be filched deserves to lose the money... usually. That being said, this money doesn't belong to her anyway, it belongs to Kurt Cobain... and by proxy, his daughter, Francis Bean. Seeing how I am still completely convinced this coke-whore had Cobain killed, you'll excuse my undying hatred for her. After all, bankrupting her and letting her sink back down into the alleys and gutters of America is kind-of like returning her to the natural Darwinian order. Seriously, this "woman" has become the type of girl that would cause a condom to scream shortly before penetration, as if it were about to be immolated like that guy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.
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