Joe Francis, complete douchebag and creator of the Girls Gone Wild DVD collection, was sentenced to time served accorging to TMZ. He will also be on six months "non reporting" probation, whatever that means. Girls Gone Wild will also not be allowed to film in Bay County for 3 years. Joe will receive his not so new Ferrari and $60, 000 cash that was confiscated during the arrest.Now, I normally wouldn't really care about this in any way because I do believe that this guy is the biggest douchebag on the planet. But, I am looking forward to seeing the Girls Gone Wild commercials again while watching late night infomercials. I love those things. The best one is the "Set it and forget it" infomercial. Seriously, that rotisserie is so cool, I bought one but have never used it. Wait, I'm lying....I used it once with two small chickens. I "set it and forgot about it", the chickens were burnt beyond recogniton. But I still love to stare at it in my closet. It is next to the Salton sandwich maker that was used once to make a grilled cheese sandwich. It has not been used since because it is actually easier to make it in a frying pan. That thing is a bitch to clean up.
But seriously, what has this guy contributed to societyother then shit I can see on the internet? Plus, I do this everyday when I go to the local coffee shop. Granted I don't take pictures or video of them and give them free t-shirts. Wait, I should totally do that. Hand out t-shirts with my face on them to girls that go to the local coffee shop. The catch-they must buy me a cup of coffee and pour it down their bodies into my mouth. Yeah, I'm going to go and do that now. I love my life. *sigh of disgust*
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