Catherine Zeta-Jones is going around stirring up rumors that she will appear nude in her next film. Surprisingly, Zeta-Jones has been complaining about how she is too often portrayed in "motherly" roles, often in family and/or romantic comedies. The 38-year old actress claims she has yet to reach her "sexiest point" yet, and is hoping to cultivate her sexual appeal for future roles. Yes. Yes, I would like to see you naked, Mrs. Michael Douglas. I will admit that you are nowhere near the top of my list of celebrities I'd like to see naked (#1... Larry Bud Melman), but I think I'm ready to take this relationship to the next step (the previous step being politely ignoring you... the next one being frantically masturbating to you). But more so than the actual nudity, I like the message this fine woman is conveying. She should do some motivational speaking to the younger generation of actresses, detailing how Oscar-winning actresses are not only fine with doing nudity on screen... but also crave it. Like a lioness craves sweet, sweet leopard meat. Ok, sure, lions don't eat leopards usually. But in the playground that is my mind, they do it all the time, baby. Wearing jet packs, and wielding broadswords, I might add. Seriously, it IS pretty awesome.
Anyways, good for you, Catherine *spoken with flawless, British diction*. Way to be a cougar. (hmmm.. a cougar... fighting a lion... fighting a leopard... on a PIRATE SHIP! QUICK! Someone call Hollywood! Tell them Admiral Creativity has got another one!)
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