Rebecca Romijn recently appeared in a new ad campaign for Bebe, and god damn if it doesn't make the penis happy. Maybe not crazy, giddy, pop-out-in-public and leading to arrest kind-of happy. More like the I-wish-I-in-a-private-place kind-of happy. Still, thats a respectable body she's got there. I know Rebecca is doing something right now, but it escapes me. She did marry Jerry O'Connell, or got engaged to him, or something like that. So I'm just going to go ahead and assume she is remaking Sliders. 
What? Too dated of a reference for you? Well, making such a reference allows me to imagine teaming Rebecca Romijn with Kari Wuhrer. Thats right. I'll go that extra mile to create a lesbian fantasy. What have you done for lesbian fantasies lately? ...I thought so. Remember, people, lesbian fantasies are a gift, not a right... and if we don't do everything we can to ensure they will forever continue, then they may be lost to us forever. And. I. Refuse. To. Let. That. Happen.
Yeah, I know, weak sauce. I'm sorry, I'll try harder to be funny next time, Dad. Wait! Stop pummeling me! Your fists are painful to my face!
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