A 10-year-old boy is in critical condition in Washington state after being buried up to his chest, head first, in sand by his playmates today. Apparently, the kid in question suggested the internment himself in a mimic of a popular cartoon show these kids watch. When questioned, the boy's 30-year-old half-brother said: "They watch a cartoon where they were like sand masters or something and they can manipulate sand or something like that. They came up with the idea that if he were to do this then he would be able to be one of them".First, what have childrens' cartoons come to today when their superheroes' are "sand masters". "I can iritate your eyes... badly!", proclaimed the virtuous hero, "And then I will make some fine glass vases for your mother's birthday!". In my day, we entrusted our safety to antropamorphic, martial arts reptiles or at the very least schizophrenic homosexuals with like-minded jungle cats.
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