Geri Halliwell is the Miracle Worker

Geri Halliwell, formerly of the Spice Girls (for the second time), has been touched by... THE POWER. When singing for a comatose, 14-year old stroke victim during a recent hospital visit, Geri's "melodious" (read: cockney) voice caused the young girl to stir. The victim reportedly began slightly moving her arms and legs along the Geri's singing, and fully awoke for the first time the following day. The girl in question suffered a stroke after being stabbed thirty times last month.

Nothing says "act of divine intervention" like a washed-up pop singer/former porn model reviving a sickly child. The easy route here would be to tell a joke somehow involving the little girl awakening merely to tell this haggard trolip to shut her bleedin' gob. But British vernacular humor aside, I think I'll go with the fact that a girl who is 14 now would've been 4 when the Spice Girls were popular, hence probably was wondering just who the fuck this wrinkly harlot standing next to her hospital bed when she came to. "Oy! What's all this then? Who is this daft bint?! Fuckin' 'ell, the last thing I know, I'm spilling the red stuff all over the cobbles... and now I've got this bird in my bleedin' ear! How's that for a slice of fried gold?"

See. I did it, anyway. Teehee.
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