Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Courtney Love is a Parastic Brain Snake.

Courtney Love, best known for killing her husband and stealing his music, showed up to a fashion show in NYC last night looking like this picture to the left. And if that brought up memories of this picture to the right for you as well, then maybe you should seek some professional help on the grounds of being far too much like me (a clincally identified mental disorder in most civilized countries). But the fact that Love is apparently a Goa'uld from Stargate is of little surprise to me. The off-key voice, erratic and inexplicable behavior, and penchant for stealing knowledge instead of learning it for yourself. Apparently, Nirvana's catalog is the only power source capable of effective intergalactic travel these days. If Courtney's obligatory black bodyguard starts sporting a gold forehead tattoo, I'm calling MacGuyver.

Source (Celebitchy)...

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