President Vladimir Putin dissolved the Russian government yesterday, a move that has been read as a power solidification in expectation of the upcoming Parliamentary elections. Putin, a traditionalist hardliner, will supposedly step down next year, but has secured the spot of his successor as someone of similar political stripe. These dramatic changes in Russian interior affairs has been endemic of the events of the past few years under Putin's rule, emblamatic of his thinly-veiled desire to see the reformation of the Soviet empire. 
.... Well, it was fun while it lasted, wasn't it? What's that... about 17 years of Western victory? Wooo! But, in all seriousness, its time to blow the dust off the 'ol guns. And I don't mean the nuclear weapons, I mean the true deadly instrument of the Cold War: Levi's Jeans, Coca-Cola, and American pop music. Wait. Shit. American pop music is now inferior to Russian pop music (as evidenced above). Umm... Damn it, I don't know then. Quick! Everyone get drunk and wear drab clothing!
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