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Mandy Moore's Erotic Tourette's
Mandy Moore, the perennial good girl of the entertainment industry, has broken from her status-quo for a recent interview with TMZ's human-form cancereous parasite, Perez Hilton, in which she enjoys a stripper pole and the use of the word "pigfucker". While many would assume I would be concerned with how my sexual fantasies are starting to manifest themselves in the realm of matter, I'm actually more concerned with the prospect that Ms. Moore might suffer from slutty-tourette's syndrome. My first clue: that concert in Spokane, Wisconsin where she suddenly began to call her drummer a llama-cunt membrane while shocking her nipples with a nearby faulty microphone. Or at least, thats how I remember it. Whatever the case, the lesson here is the same: Don't smoke payote, kids.
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Mandy Moore, the perennial good girl of the entertainment industry, has broken from her status-quo for a recent interview with TMZ's human-form cancereous parasite, Perez Hilton, in which she enjoys a stripper pole and the use of the word "pigfucker". While many would assume I would be concerned with how my sexual fantasies are starting to manifest themselves in the realm of matter, I'm actually more concerned with the prospect that Ms. Moore might suffer from slutty-tourette's syndrome. My first clue: that concert in Spokane, Wisconsin where she suddenly began to call her drummer a llama-cunt membrane while shocking her nipples with a nearby faulty microphone. Or at least, thats how I remember it. Whatever the case, the lesson here is the same: Don't smoke payote, kids.
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