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Guess Who 's Back, Bitches
That's right, after months of her not appearing and the disappearing, Elisha Cuthbert is back to her former glory. The hot girl from "The Girl Next Door" fame is back and hotter then ever. Seriously though, would anyone not sleep with her, even when she went down hill for about a year? That's what I thought. Yes, Keinada, my common law husband, put up pictures of Miss Cuthbert in a bikini a couple of months ago. She did look good, however, she was not a as hot as she once was. These pictures are proof that I can once again get the box of kleenex out, lay flat on my back with my pants around my ankles and think of Elisha Cuthbert tickling my toes. Although, didn't she really fall off in hotness as she got older? Mainly because she is of the age in which she is able to make her own decisions, therefore not choosing to sleep with me. Probably because I have a baboon penis. Think about it.
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