Hilary Duff, who was once an orange rectangle before transforming into Kylie Minogue, is apparently trying her hand at non-Disney funded movie with her upcoming effort: War, Inc., wherein she plays a sexy Russian pop star. I'm sure there are other details about this movie, most likely relating to the "War" part, but I don't really care. I'm more interested to see how much method acting Ms. Duff opts to go for. After all, it is a scientifically accepted fact that all female Russian pop stars are lesbians... or at the very least, curiously bisexual. I'm pretty sure its written in the Russian constitution at some point. I mean, we could pretty much make them do anything we wanted back in 1990. I hear that the President made the Premier slam-dance for several hours, to the amusement of all in attendance, before he would even lend them five bucks. Also... every October 9th, its Hawaiian Shirt Day for the entire city of Moscow. Any who fail to comply will be shot.
I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. In either case, here's a picture of Hilary from the aforementioned movie film. I am hope to you enjoy, please. In Soviet Union, Movies Watch YOU! Ha ha ha! Nothing's funnier than mass starvation and cold, wintery death. You Russkies are classic.
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