Kate Beckinsale recently appeared in Mean magazine and gave the scientifically-awesomest interview a jaw-droppingly attractive celebrity can give. Within, she describes wanting to drop babies out of high-rise windows... and ultimately admits she'd rather taste vagina than sushi. The reasoning: "...because at least vagina is warm." Without fail, this popped up on every blog on the internet within four minutes of publication, and garnered the predictable response ranging from the Lord Byron-esque "Duuuude... do you know what? I'd like to watch her eat pussy!"... to the awkwardly feminine "How can she dislike sushi if she hasn't tasted it?"Hence, I will not go on a huge, tasteless rant about how rigidly erect this article makes me. Nor will I address the blatantly obvious point about the people from the Anti-Asian Cuisine Defamation League. Instead, I will just say this:
Kate Beckinsale is flawless.
Seriously. The only way she could've topped this one for me was if she happened to say she'd rather eat Natalie Portman's vagina. While I watch.... Star Wars movies whilst they lez out in the next room. Hey! Keep it down in there! Its the Snow Battle scene! Jesus... hot, ridiculous lesbian sex* is alot louder than you'd think.
Ok, I kinda drifted off on this one. But, seriously, Kate Beckinsale just mildly alluded to licking snatch... albeit in joke form. BUT SHE STILL SAID IT, GOD DAMN YOUR EYES! Don't you dare take this away from me.
* - Ridiculous Lesbian Sex = Picture two perfect women making out. Now, in your mind's eye, turn them into clowns. NOW, never be able to attain an erection for the rest of your days. Your welcome.
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