Bai Ling, who was in Wild West West, a cut role from Star Wars - Episode II: Attack of the Clones, and probably something else where a stock hot asian female was required, has come out rather publically about her desire to have a threesome with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. More specifically though, Angelina Jolie. Pitt, apparently, would be tolerated for the privellage. Ling came up with this fantastically plausible (read: is this chick really this delusional?) idea while filming Jolie's most well-known (read: that was a movie?!) picture, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. According to Ling, her and Jolie exchanged a "sexual energy" and had openly.. uhhh... hinted at future sexual relations... via a flirtacious conversation that sounds more like a 13-year old girl trying to write what she considers "erotic fiction". I'd go on into the quoting section of this post, but you know what, just reading this again makes my mind hurt with pity. Listen, Bai Ling, you may be the most misunderstood asian in Hollywood, but I know someone who will still give you plenty of "company":His name is Kenneth, and he is a really good listener. He also happens to be a hamster... but I'm sure you two can get past that.
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