Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Swank Fetish

A few new, to me, pics of Hilary Swank for your self-gratifying pleasure. I've been trying to figure out precisely why I find this girl so attractive. Granted, she can easily tend to the "butch" side of the spectrum, and has on several occasions, but I think what you're missing is the admitedly-impressive Hilary's ability to rapidly change her entire body for a movie role. She can go from prize fighter to this in just a matter of weeks. This girl is like the Mystique of hollywood celebrities. "Oh, Hilary... I'm kinda in the mood for a small, waifish type tonight." BOOM! She loses twenty pounds in three minutes... as well as six inches of height. Don't ask me how she does it. Last time I asked, her arms flew out at me like Majin Buu, and the rain of jaw-breaking punches only stopped when I stopped crying. Which, of course, was after I lost consiousness. But, hot damn if that wasn't some tantric makeup sex.

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