That baby's gonna have alot of neckties and wife-beaters...

Some whispers flying around the net today that Canadian judge-this-book-only-by-its-cover singer, Avril Lavigne, and her husband, that guy from SUM-41 who spells his name too oddly for me to care enough to write it, are quietly expecting their first child. Doesn't all of this make you feel a little old? Shit, I remember when Avril was considered jailbait.... to me.... and that was less than four fucking years ago. I haven't bothered to look up her actual age, but she can't be more than five years younger than me... tops. And yet, when reproducing is about ten more years down the line, if all goes according to plan, yet another couple-years past legal chick is going to ruin herself in the hopes of providing herself.... life fulfillment.... ugh. Fuck that noise. Shallow, empty hedonism for me, baby. Its the only thing that distracts me from the sounds of my own constant tears.