Return of the Nerd Geyser

Well, its been several months of blurry memories, and here we are again. Another year of mind-numbing office labor, and thus, another year of judgemental bloggery. I'm sure there will be several dozen "catch-up" posts in the near-future, the first of which will shortly follow. Just pretend its still topical material... you know, act surprised like that time your parents told you to close your eyes for your 5th-birthday present... and when you opened, all the furniture was gone and you could hear the family sedan streaking away down the block. Good times. Good times.