Jessica Simpson, who shows her love for me by not only having a huge rack (crass) but also by depriving the city of Dallas of the will to live (class), is rumored to be in talks for a new reality show, much in the vein of her previous MTV hit, Newlyweds. The show is supposed to be headed for CMT, and from her incestous father's press release will probably try to play Jessica off as a country music songstress. So, uh.. yeah. Well, that acting career seemed to have run its course. Now its time to run home to your most profitable medium: reality television. And when that runs its course, on comes the softcore pornography... the first in Cinemax history to be accompanied by a music video and album release.
In other Simpson news, Ashlee is still enjoying her lesbian relationship with Pete Wentz. That guy makes Avril Lavigne sound like Slayer.
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