Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Scientists Animate Blow-Up Doll

Heidi Montag's new single* is being praised... not quite by fans, who have universally panned the YouTube video as one of the worst pop-music efforts in our generation... but by its creators... namely Heidi Montag and her "boyfriend"/overcompensating-closet-case, Spencer Pratt. Pratt was recently quoted as saying that he expected Montag's forthcoming debut album to go "diamond", exceeding ten-million records sold.

Because, of course, Heidi Montag is like The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and Led Zeppelin all rolled into one, suspiciously Real Doll-looking spoiled blond girl. You know, except for the whole "musical talent" thing. And the ability to spell "cat" without using a "K" thing.

Source (TheBlemish)...

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