Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Liz Hurley is Broke.

Elizabeth Hurley is catching flak in the media today for apparent stinginess. According to some sources, Hurley and her new husband never paid their promised donation to the church in which they were wed, and have been paying their maid $2.50/hour. Now, I know I haven't seen Ms. Hurley in many movies lately, but I doubt a woman such as her has ever wanted for money. So I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that Liz Hurley takes perverse, sadistic pleasure from lording herself over local clergy and migrant workers. Then again, I'd clean her house for free. With my tongue. So I guess what I'm saying is that Elizabeth Hurley must be paying her maid in sexual favors. Although, I'm not sure how sexy "si" and "que" and "I need more lemon Pledge" can be. Or if her maid in any way resembles a cast member of 8th Street Latinas.com like she does in my mind.



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