Jessica Simpson is being sued by Speedfit for $10 million claiming breach of contract. She supposedly agreed to make an excercise video, but *pulled out at the last minute. The company is also suing dad, Joe, as well. "They are hurting millions of fat people in America", claims Speedfit.Don't get me wrong, Jessica should not agree and then agree to disagree on anything that she does. Does that make sense? Wait, nothing has made sense since the supposed greatest team in NFL history, the New England Patriots, lost on the biggest sports stage ever, the Super Bowl, to a team everyone thought wouldn't make it to the playoffs, the New York Football Giants, in one of the greatest Super Bowls ever played, which included the greatest play in Super Bowl history, the Giants were the first No. 5 seed to win the Super Bowl and Eil Manning won the MVP, which proves he is equal to Peyton, the Giants won 11 straight road games.**. But do you seriously think that millions of people would have bought this video? And even if it hit a million sold, don't you think that I would have bought all 1 million copies for myself? I think that if she put out a video, millions of fat nerds would have bought it and not actually worked out watching it. Unless you call "level-grinding"sessions to be "watching an excercise video". Yea, that's what I'm going to call masturbation from now on, "watching an excercise video". I love Jessica Simpson. I am now going to "watch an excercise video".
*I would never pull out if I was inside of her. She would undoubtedly get pregnant from my titanium sperm, and have to spend the rest of her life with me.
**No, it is not a run on sentence. When using enough commas, no sentence is a run on. Plus, Mercury Morris instituted a new rule: When speaking of about Super Bowl XLII, it encouraged to place commas in the sentence as much as possible. The more commas, the more it adds to the excitement regarding the biggest collapse in sports history. And you must put "and" in the middle of the sentence.
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