Sunday, February 24, 2008

Should've Taken That Blue Pill, Lady.

A man in Stony Point, NY, was arrested early this morning for punching his girlfriend in the face repeatedly... as he clung to the roof of her car and swung his fist through the driver's side window as she was driving. The car reportedly travelled more than a mile down the road, colliding with several other cars, before finally coming to a halt. The woman, 37, was charged with felony reckless endangerment; while the male, 42, was charged with misdemeanor assault.

So, apparently, Neo became a spousal abuser in his later years. I never endorse a man who strikes a woman, but as a small piece of advise to the girls out there on the dating scene: avoid black trenchcoat clad men with vacant expressions on their face... and can't stop mentioning "Zion". Actually, as a better rule, just avoid anyone who starts dropping the word "Zion" all over the place. Best case, you've still got a terrorist on your hands, just not the cyber kind. More like the funeral shroud, AK-47-toting kind. Granted, I don't think Osama is participating in many high-speed, vehicular fist-fights these days, with his trick hip and all. Still, if you must ignore this advice... at least promise me you'll install a cow-catcher on the front of your Subaru.

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