Thursday, February 28, 2008

Bookworm Bitches

Apparently, Anne Hathaway is all about unnecessarily showing off skin. And by "unnecessarily", I mean "required by federal mandate". The picture below was grabbed from the latest trailer for Steve Carrell's upcoming movie, Get Smart, which will co-star the scantily-clad actress. And, just as in Havoc, Hathaway will once again astonish young boys by letting them oogle her goods. While this effort doesn't involve the high-quality, direct-to-dvd nudity of the aforementioned Havoc, I'll still take a near-naked Ms. Hathaway any day of the week.

Let this be a lesson to girls everywhere: there is nothing hotter than the nice girl gone slutty... at least if you're the first guy to catch her on the slutty-side. For if you wait too long, no amount of her former good reputation will stop that burning sensation in your crotch-al region. And whose gonna believe you when you tell them you caught the Clap from a member of the student council. The last time someone caught V.D. from a bookworm, the whole event was orchestrated by Naughty America*.


* - If you get this reference, maybe you should put your dick down and get a job... and send me your membership password. You know.. to make sure you stop using it. Thats the ticket.

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