Poor, poor Jessica Simpson. I guess this is what you get for squandering flawless, dumb blonde looks by hitching yourself to the falling star of Tony Romo. Might I suggest Eli Manning as a suitable upgrade. Or, even better: my penis.Seriously though, Jessica is rumored to be mere days from being dropped by her record label. Apparently, she's been vacationing with Mr. Wonderful for months now, and won't return phone calls to the executive of her label... which is funny because she's about halfway finished with her forthcoming country album. In summation, Jessica Simpson's career is juuuuuuust about over. If you can't act, then stick with singing. And if you don't want to sing anymore... try adding nudity to your acting. That may read like a joke, but its fairly sound career advice. At least more sound than your Daddy is giving. Posing naked secretly for him at home does NOT count. And is VERY disturbing. Doing it on the silver screen, and allowing countless millions of sexually frustrated males gratify themselves to it, most certainely DOES.
And is VERY disturbing.
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