Just a month after swearing off nude scenes forever more, Natalie Portman recently conceded that, upon futher review, she had no problem with her oft-downloaded nakedness in Wes Anderson's short, Hotel Chevalier. Futhermore, Portman claimed that she is still very open to appearing nude on film, provided the script warrant it. Can you hear that? The sound of a child's laughter in the distance? Well, that has nothing to do with this. But my hysterical tears of joy... they might. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to wrap up my screenplay: Anal Fist, A Tale of Young Love. Its a period piece. By which, of course, I mean several actresses will be menstruating throughout the film. Sexy. Wait. What the fuck am I talking about?
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