The lesser Spears, though still admirably trashy, Jamie-Lynn recently attained her Good Enough Diploma, and is reportedly planning to attend college in the near-future. Of course, the whole "giving birth"-thing might interfere with her plans... or, you know, the "responsible for another human life"-thing afterwards could cut into her study time. Then again, I'm sure Jamie-Lynn has already gotten this whole thing planned out. After all, its not like she would make a career-ending mistak--- oh wait.Ok, condescending sarcasm aside, I can't wait for the news of little Jamie-Lynn bringing her newborn baby to a Sigma Alpha Epsilon kegger next fall. "Isn't he just precious?! Look at how well he holds Momma's beer for herwhile she upstairs with the entire TEK house! Thats a good boy, such a good boy!" The only part of that previous statement that could POSSIBLY turn out to be false would be the yet-to-be-revealed gender of the child.
God bless the Spears family, although I do believe they are officially praying to Ryan Seacrest and Perez Hilton now instead. I imagine their family crest from the old country to probably depict some manner of barmaid being violated sexually by some manner of farm animal... with the motto "Semper Devoro"* enscribed below.
* - Look it up. I bothered to. Lazy pricks.
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