Two new products for kids today, both brought to you by the fine folks at Geekologie. First, a company is releasing a Crayola crayon scented perfume, which will totally off-set that soiled underwear and baby powder smell little Bobby always brings to kindergarten with him.... and will also tooooootally get him laid..... should he know what that is. Secondly, scientists have perfected a method to colorize soap bubbles for children's entertainment, and it only took then TEN YEARS. Of course, my original patent application for a similar product was declined in 1996. Apparently, "magic" is not an F.D.A. approved ingredient. ....
So now you're stupid kids can have more shit that they will never appreciate. Just set it next to the $4,000 entertainment system you put up in their "Play Room". Again, when I put a "Play Room" in my house, the D.E.A. chased me across seven states. Apparently, trafficing heroin is not a "children's activity".
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