Ha! If you don't get that joke then you're just not paying attention. Don't question my choice of picture either. I realize it's lack of relevance, but "Becks" and "Cruise" in a loving death hold like that is hysterical. Period. Anyway, getting back to a sport no one in continental North America gives a donkey's balls about. David Beckham was recently sprained his knee in a match, which has put him on the sidelines for six weeks.....
Honestly, it's not like it even matters. His club, L.A. Galaxy already has the worst record in their western conference. Not even Beckham could help them, so what's the big deal with a hurt Beckham? Now he can not help AND drink tea and eat scones at the same time? Good for him! Soccer or Football as the Euro's call it is never going to catch on in the states. I'm pretty sure David Beckham was aware of this and reaized he was being offered a paid vacation for life. He could have done better than L.A. though. I heard the Burma Bombardiers offered him 3 yaks and a virgin and he declined. Know what I say? Done deal! Excuse me, I've got a Yak to have sex with and a virgin to set out to pasture. Wait.. I mean. No, no, nevermind. That's right.
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-SlapChicken-
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