Yeah, I know, I kinda took the easy joke for the headline, but its early, and I'm tired, so shut up. Sometimes I just don't know why I married you to begin with.
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Comedian Dave Chappelle was hospitalized for exhaustion this past weekend. According to his publicist, Chappelle is "fine", and attributed the cause as "he's been travelling".
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Okay. This has to be around the 1,476th time I've heard of a celebrity being hospitalized for "exhaustion". Or as most people tend to call it: "a drug problem". I mean, seriously, who has ever actually believed this excuse (with the exception of my neighbor old "Patrick O'Gullable"*)? Was this "travelling" they always speak of as the cause actually across the Sahara desert?.....On foot? What other manner of activity could require someone to lay in bed under constant medical supervision with fluids being fed intravenously into your veins to recover from? I mean besides having sex with me. THAT, I'd understand.
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Full Story as per CNN.com.
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*- Little known neighborhood fact: Despite the hilarity of Patrick's name and corelating behavior, the joke got a little less funny when he showed up to our house starting a speech with the phrase: "As per Megan's Law, I am legally obligated to inform you...." etc., etc. etc.
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