Arbitrary Post System

As to break up the dullness of everyday uninteresting commentaries disguised ham-handedly as journalism, here's some women I happen to find particularly attractive at the moment. And if you question my intentions, i shalt lay upon thee many a contestion of thy heterosexuality. For lo, did the good lord say: "Let thy single, and sad men gaze upon the almost impossibly beautfil, and let them take with themselves their right hand to it. And thus, it was good. And all saw it was good. And some people said that 'it was aaaaalllllll good".

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But thosse people were sentenced to an aeon of servitude to the great council of T.G.I.F. on ABC-ians, and thereafter were sold to the 'Must-See-T.V." of NBC-ians in the Great Contract Negiotiaon in Perputity of Finanical Liability and Limited but Not-Secure Binding Settlement of 1484 A.D.

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And lo' the people doth weep........

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1, Kristin Cavalieri.....Laguna Beach girl of whom I accept the fame of purely based on genetic apititude.
2.Jennifer Love Hewiit....A joke goes here, but all I can think of is "....uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
3. Jennifer Lover Hewitt...Seriously, this girl is scary beautiful.
4. Tonya Cooley....Begin to understand my weakness for slutty blond girls.
5. Christina Aguilera....Begin to understand my weakness for impossibly attractive blond girls.
6.Jennifer Aniston....For Fos. Or else, he may *sigh* violently at me.
7. Avril Lavinge....One of my favorites. And your favorites? Frankly, your mother already explained to me your deviant tastes over a nice cup of post-Rough Sex coffeee last week, and frankly I'[d rather not know.

Expect alot of the similar to come. Those who still read have been warned.