Ok, this isn't even close to news, but I just want to let it be known: if incredibly hot girls pretending to be nerdy is the new trend then I take back anything I ever said about "being yourself". You hear me, women of Earth?! I don't care if its not genuine, because if you will humor me enough to act impressed by my thorough pwnage in an original Halo CTF match, I will promise not to lose my erection when you inevitably ask me if I could renew my gym membership mid-coitus.
Besides, my penis is formatted for 1080p HD.
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