No brains...get it? .....Shut up.
The lowest form of humor known to mankind is the "blond joke". Unfortunatley, for every joke in existance, there are a few living examples of it running around so that it may live forever. That being said, let us not laugh at the dumb blonds of the world. Let us bask in the false sense of security we gain from thinking because we are smarter than them, so that we shall therefore be able to have intercourse with them at will with no possible consequence. As my Dad used to say, "Son, crystal meth is made of God's tears!".
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Thanks Dad, I always remember your words of wisdom, and will one day avenge your tragic death at the hands of 149 federal law enforcement agents during a sustained 12-minute perpetual machine-gun barrage as you screamed "God Bless Mars!". *sniff* One day, the world will understand, Dad. One day
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Until then, here's some random pictures of Jessica Simpson, who despite her generic blond appeal, something about makes me want to tatooo a confederate flag on my arm and raise 16 children with her in the bayoo.
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