Paris Hilton seems as befuddled by her breasts as I am. Its like a magic picture, like the ones that look like a lamp at first glance, but someone else tells you its actually two faces. Except now, you think its an attractive girl, only to realize that its actually a mantis-like, vaguely feminine creature who communicates best through her cavernous vagina rather than her vacuous mouth. We all love tits, Paris. Just not yours. And its not for lack of you trying to make them seem more appealing. Its just that we've all seen them before, and already know they are attached to a being voted "Most Likely to Devour Souls" by her high school class.
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