Cynthia Nixon, best known for being one of the whining, intolerable shrews on Sex and the City, is now a lesbian. This was supposedly news three or four years ago... when it actually happened. But since I didn't hear, nor care to hear, until right at this very moment we're going to act like this is late breaking information. What is more remarkable, obviously from the picture below, is that she apparently skipped lipstick lesbians, and even bypassed butch chicks to go right on to Chris Farley SNL character look-a-likes. Or maybe Phillip Seymour Hoffman impersonators. In either case: wow. Granted, there's no accounting for taste, but... wow. Yeeesh. 
Then again, there are plenty of men out there who will agree that they hate the cast of Sex and the City out of principle alone. Besides wasting countless hours of our lives watching joy-less television for the benefit of our girlfriends, it also taught a generation of girls how to properly fuck up any relationship they've ever been in, through vindication of their most shallow desires. I'm gonna stop right there because I'm already at the tipping point for a ten-page rant on this subject, and this post has already dipped into a humorless chasm of bitterness. But, please, educate me in how anyone with a Y-chromosome is supposed to derive pleasure from watching the antic of an anthropamorphized horse, a slutty grandmother, a redhead Nazgul, and Kristin Davis. (Psst. I'm sorry about having that picture to the right so large... but it is necessary to illustrate the headline... just look at the picture on the left and tell your penis not to worry, soon everything will be ok.)
Source (Celebitchy)...
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