Anne Hathaway's got the right idea. From now on, all Disney-bred teen starlots are to follow this example. I know I've ranted about Ms. Hathaway on here before, plenty of times as a matter of fact. But I was just casually rifling through IDon'tLikeYouInThatWay.com, and began noticing that not a single article about her lacked an interesting title. Lets run down the list, which is available at the bottom of the page as well: A) She is probably bisexual.
B) She drinks Absinthe, a powerful alcoholic drink known to cause hallucinations.
C) She has appeared nude in two movies already, and nearly naked in two more.
D) Her charitable contributions to Nicaragua and Honduras are suspect.
E) She is a steaming, hot piece of ass.
A + B + C + D + E = Erection for me. Permanently. Like seriously. Can somebody help me with this over here? Everytime I turn around, I accidentally knock my coffee off my desk. Anyways, let this be a lesson to the rest of you. You can still be percieved as smart and beautiful AAAAAANNNNNDDDDD be a harlot of the film industry. Best of all, you can do all of this before you're 25th birthday. Now get to it. I'm not paying you to sit around, all clothed and sober. In fact, I'm not paying you at all. Count it (i.e. the royality I must now pay the writers and producers of Family Guy).
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