Monday, September 3, 2007

You cant be him, he's a Barack star!

Well, at least according to George "I'm sexy even when I vomit" Clooney. Good 'ol George is quite smitten with the Democratic, Presidental candidate. Telling the AP in Italy that Obama has the presence of a rock star.
"You've been in a room once in a while with a rock star. He walks into the world, and he takes your breath away. I'd love him to be president, quite honestly," the actor told reporters Friday at the Venice Film Festival, where his legal thriller "Michael Clayton" was premiering.
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Okay folks, I'm gonna stop right here. Do me a favor go back to the quote and just read over that once more. Go. I'll wait.....Done? Good. Yeah, I had to read that twice myself to be sure and the third time so I could soil myslef from the uncontrollable laughter. It seems George not only wants him to be President but most likely a life partner or slave for some kind of weird fetish involving that poor pug puppy. ALLITERATION! The last time I checked it's not normal for one man to leave another man breathless. Unless you're Steven Segal and just crushed some poor Mexican immigrants trachea. "Niko! You're not above the law!". End scene.

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-SlapChicken-

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