Halle Berry, best known for being the only person I've ever heard of named "Halle", confirmed today that she is indeed pregnant with her first child with male model boyfriend, Gabriel Audry. ....
“Yes, I am three months pregnant,” the Oscar winner told Access Hollywood on Tuesday. “Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life.”"I want my kids to realize it’s only through hard work that any success or real joy comes. It’s not about money; it’s the intangible rewards – having integrity and doing what you say you’re going to do.”
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I'm fairly certain that Ms. Berry's autobiography only allows for this child to be fathered by either Billy Bob Thorton or James Bond. And possibly some guy named "Swordfish". However, let me applaud her for her tireless work within the genre of non-fiction, and overcoming desperate poverty with a jailbird husband to becoming an international spy-for-hire, and eventually sitting around a pool and baring her breasts for apparently no reason. Thats her life story, right? Right? Ok, fine. But YOU try to come up with a good joke about Halle Berry..... ..... .... I thought so.
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