Shannon Elizabeth, best known for having little problem with gratuitous nudity, turned 34 yesterday. Which is semi-frightening, because it reminds me that she was 26 when American Pie came out, an age I am rapidly approaching. Why frightening? Because I was in the depths of high school when this movie came out. Furthermore, think about how often you saw this girl a mere 8 years ago, and now..... she might as well not exist. *Shudder* I can feel the icy fingers of death tightening around my throat. Sure, you may say that getting freaked out about entering your later twenties isn't reasonable, but when you've been smoking six packs of Uncle Joe's Real Man Cigarettes a day, mid-twenties = late-sixties. Uncle Joe's secret ingredient: substitute tobacco-based tar for road-repaving-based tar. That'll put hair on yer peaches.
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