Ashlee Simpson, best known for originating in the Deeper Well, has been popping up all around the net recently in regards to her unholy union of annoyance to should-be-starved-to-death musical abortion, Pete Wenz. However, since I currently refuse to acknowledge Wenz's derivative and vastly untalented band, I'll harp upon Ashlee's new... uh... everything, apparently. It must suck to pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into plastic surgery, only to still be the lesser Simpson. Sure, I suppose I'd sleep with you... but only so that when you fall asleep afterwards, I can put a discreet webcam in your sister's shower. By this point, you'd probably be best served by lez-ing out with your own sibling for my enjoyment. I take it that the "keep it in the family rule" isn't unknown to the Simpson house. ....
Alright, to be totally honest, yeah I'd enjoy fucking this girl. Granted, she's one of the all-time most infamous "two-faces". But still she falls under that thin category of annoyance and rage translating into lust. You know how it is. Don't you? Oh.... well, you're just a prude then, Father Donovan. I thought you said we could talk about anything.
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