Avril Lavigne, whose souless music is not sufficient enough to negate her incredible looks, recently gave an interview with Q magazine, a British music publication which if you don't currently read, you should. Anyways, said interview consisted mostly of Ms. Lavigne doing the self-satisfied West Coast liberal thing:....
On dealing with her incredible success:
“Selling 24 million albums hasn’t really affected me, but it has changed things. I can’t walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won’t get hassled. But that’s OK. I was born to do this, and so I’ve learned how to cope.”
On her competition:
On her competition:
"Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I’m tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It’s good if you’re not easily ignored. And I’m not.”
On her generosity:
On her generosity:
“I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, ‘Take it to Katrina!’ I also like to give stuff to people who are my ‘workers,’ especially if they don’t make much money.”
On her polarizing personality:
On her polarizing personality:
“People love me and people hate me, but I’m comfortable in my own skin and that’s what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you’re the loser, not me.”
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*Sigh*... Fair enough, I suppose if you get filthy rich overnight, as only the entertainment industry, state lottery and trafficking illegal drugs can provide, the least harmful response is to be charitable. But, can't these people be silently charitable? It kinda voids the point if you talk up your own good deeds. And furthermore, six boxes?! Considering that Avril has to be worth probably somewhere between 10-15 million at least, shouldn't those six boxes be filled with hundred dollar bills? I repeat: *Sigh*. On top of this, now she's sporting one of the strangest hairstyles I've ever seen. Its like punk W.A.S.P. I don't know whether she wants to have a polite, good-china worthy dinner or blow rails down at C.B.G.B.'s. In either case, yet again, I will let it go based on her aethestic appearance. Because to me, with no joke intended, Canadian is the hottest of the caucasian nationalities. Oh, what I would give to get drunk with Avril on actually good domestic beer, cover her in maple syrup and have tantric sex on a hockey rink.
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