Sunday, September 2, 2007

"Okay, Who brought the dog?"

Or whatever the hell that thing is. Phylis Canion a home owner in Texas found the carcas of the animal outside of her residence. She and neighbors found the bodies of three more over a four day span in the month of July. Canion believes this animal to be the legendary Chupacabra as she stated many of her chickens had been killed and drained of their blood inexplicably. "What folks are calling a chupacabra is probably just a strange breed of dog, said veterinarian Travis Schaar of the Main Street Animal Hospital in nearby Victoria"

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No, you're kidding? You mean to tell me that could be a dog? *gulp*. No shit, Sherlock. Obviously it's some type of canine, albeit a fucked up one. What bothers me more is that she didn't just find one, she found three. That's a bit unsettling, but then again no ones ever seen anything like it before so at least they're good at staying out of my line of vision. Also, being two thousand miles away doesn't hurt. Chupacabra, I think not. Scary ass Rat Dog from Willow. Indeed!

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-SlapChicken-

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