Wednesday, August 29, 2007

"I Aim To Misbehave."

Joss Whedon, creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel, recently hinted that the door might not be fully shut on the return of his greatest series, Firefly, in the form of a sequel to its moderately successful theatrical conclussion, Serenity. This is only truly notable because Whedon had begun emphatically asserting that no such continuation of the cult classic was remotely possibly as little as six months ago. Firefly ran for only one season in 2001-2002 on Fox, but was marred from the beginning by having its episodes shown out of order and in often-shifting time slots, each more undesirable than the one before it. After being cancelled, Whedon had offered some hope to continue the series sporadically over the next two years, eventually resulting in the release of Serenity, which had a mediocre box office. However, both the television show's box-set DVD and the movie's DVD have sold much better than expected over time, and have proven that the series still has an extremely viable following. While, I have argued that this series would probably do much better with new episodes released on the SciFi channel, Serenity II is an extremely enticing prospect.
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And for those of you who don't know, that man in the brown coat there is the definition of "sex". Not even "sexy", but of "sex" itself. I'm serious, Malcolm Reynolds is not sexy, Sex is Malcolm Reynolds-sy. I am a completely heterosexual* man, and I would present myself to him, ass in the air.

* - Its not gay if you don't make eye contact with the dock worker you're felating.

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