Wow, God really does hate everyone. Rumors are starting to surface on the set of "The Dark Knight" that Maggie Gylenhall, who's replaced Katie Holmes as Bruce Waynes love interest, has been asked to play one of the two Wonder Twins in the upcoming Justice League movie. The only upcoming thing when I think of Maggie Gyllenhal is my lunch. To make Matters worse guess who'll play the other twin? No, not Richard Belzer, her brother apropriately enough, Jake Gyllenhal......
As if this is not bad enough, here's something that will make you wish you were never even a zygote. Other roles in the J.L.A movie will be; Laurence "Morpheus" Fishburne as Martian Manhunter, Ryan Reynolds as The Flash, Tom Welling as Superman and... hang on to your yarmulke's, Ben Stiller as Batman.
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*Screehing tires*. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ben Stiller? This has to be a joke, right, RIGHT? What the fuck, man! What are these people thinking when casting movies these days? I don't mind having Tom Welling as Superman as there were rumors abound that he was one of the orginal choices for the Superman Returns movie. There's no way Ben Stiller can be Batman though. How can you have a Super hero that has to be inside his home before sun down on the weekends? Not only that but will basically disappear during the fall due to obscure and ancient holiday's that force them to be daiturnal. It's just a bad decision, nothing good can come of this it's.....ah, you know what. Fuck it. Good luck, Master Stiller.
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-SlapChicken-
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