Jessica Simpson showed up at a public appearance yesterday looking more like her old self. And by "old self", I mean "astonishingly good looking". And though I've been giving Jessica alot of time on this site recently, look at these pictures and tell me I'm wrong. Seriously. Her breasts are like magical candy-orbs from heaven. I heard from some guy* that one time she simultaneously stopped an elaborate terrorist attack and ressurected an adorable puppy merely by slightly adjusting her posture to stick them out a bit more. When reached for comment, the puppy responded "Jessica's got some big-ass titt-ays". To which, the aforementioned terrorists agreed, and then sat down for unilateral peace talks with said pupp, finally bringing an end to war as we know it, forever and ever. .....
Ok, maybe not. But still, Jessica Simpson's delicious tats are an undeniable fact.
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* Some Guy - Incestuous Joe Simpson. Not to be confused with Shoeless Joe Simpson... who was merely a normal pedophile.
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