Vincent (Don Vito) Margera, the infamous paternal uncle of pro-skateboarder Bam Margera, is in the news today, as he is facing 12 counts of violating his probation. Margera was charged with three felony accounts of sexual abuse on a child earlier this year, stemming from an incident at a public appearance where he apparently got the "wandering fingers" with two 12-year olds and one 14-year old. No details as to the nature of this violation have yet been released. ....
Before I say anything else, look at that man. Whichever parent let him near their prepubescent kid is more at fault than anyone else. I mean, Jesus, look at that guy! He's like the alpha-grizzly of child molesters. Every time he goes out for a night on the town, its like the beginning of Halloween is Grinch Night*, with helpless children sniffing the air for any hint of the sour-sweet air, and then running into their parents houses. I fully expect his lazy eye was caused by some brain overload triggered by a supersaturation of children during a visit to the Phillipines.
* - Officially, the most obscure reference on this blog yet. HOORAY! I have no practical knowledge!
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