Alyssa Milano is juicing the internet for publicity this week, now with the release of several new products from her women's baseball line of clothing, "Touch". I could make some joke about "striking out", "rounding the bases" or just "balls", but my PhD in comedy from Chuckles Laugh Shack in Amityville, NY might be tarnished by the effort. My thesis, entitled The Cumulative Effect of High-Speed Object-to-Groin Collisions, is still required reading for every America's Funniest Home Videos major..... and is considered the senior seminar for Special Education majors as well. ....
Oh, and yes, I am currently lavishing in her Yankee-ness. Sure, she is wearing other teams' logos as well, but as a Yankee fan, my baseball-vision only percieves Yankee ensignias, championship rings, and knee-jerk-reaction roster clearing during the off-season. Everything else should just be ignored. Especially since everytime I see a capital "B" written in red, my eyes uncontrollably roll for hours on end. The doctors called it a seizure, but I know the truth.
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Oh, and if I wasn't clear enough above: Fuck the Boston Red Sox. There. I love being inflammatory.
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