Samuel L. Jackson has reportedly visited his close friend Owen Wilson in the hospital following Wilson's recent suicide attempt. Which begs the question: how the fuck are Mace Windu and Hansel friends?! Not that I'm saying its impossible for two people in the same trade to befriend one another, but these two? Thats like finding out Oprah Winfrey is wingman-ing for Rob Lowe. Its just such an odd pairing. Is this the beginning of an Odd Couple remake? But instead of one neat guy and one messy guy, now its one depressed white guy and one black guy who keeps Christina Ricci on a chain in the other room. ....
In all seriousness, though, I'd bet you Samuel L. gives one hell of a pep talk. I'd imagine it goes something like this: "Don't you motherfucking belittle this, Owen! This is some serious motherfucking shit! All those motherfuckers out there love your motherfucking movies, motherfucker! And you're just gonna throw it the motherfuck away! Damn, motherfucker! Thats just some straight motherfucking bullshit! ........ Motherfucker."
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