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Ok. I'm well aware that no one in my audience has read the New Jedi Order series, and therefore any joke made about the Yuuzhan Vong and their obsession with living technology would be lost on you. However, I will still put a Vong picture up and an extensive reference to them regardless. Why? Because I'm a dick. And futhermore, reverting to my most immature, prickish behavior is the only thing that can calm me as I read this story. I don't know about you, but every last word of that story scared the beejesus out of me. Because whats better than a television? A television that you have to feed squirrel meat to in order to keep it alive! And god knows how much I'd like my computer to have its own thoughts and feelings... so that I may forever destroy its sanity under mountains and mountains of deeply-disturbing/highly-erotic pornography.
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