Ah, the loneliest ass on Earth. Jennifer Aniston continued her Hawaii vacation this weekend, obviously taking a break from cutting herself before a shrine of her ex-husband and performing hexes on Tomb Raider action figures, by going out for another day of obligatory hotness. Also, should be on her way to a new career in competitive surfboarding. In about three years, you'll see Jennifer Aniston's Pro-Surfboarding 3 released on every major game console, complete with the 720 Leprachaun Jump. Which, of course, consists of a two complete turns, whilst getting a nose job and changing your obviously Greek last name. This manuver also immediately pays the individual $1 million dollars per jump. Monday, August 27, 2007
It Must Be Summer (Jennifer Aniston) (pt.II)
Ah, the loneliest ass on Earth. Jennifer Aniston continued her Hawaii vacation this weekend, obviously taking a break from cutting herself before a shrine of her ex-husband and performing hexes on Tomb Raider action figures, by going out for another day of obligatory hotness. Also, should be on her way to a new career in competitive surfboarding. In about three years, you'll see Jennifer Aniston's Pro-Surfboarding 3 released on every major game console, complete with the 720 Leprachaun Jump. Which, of course, consists of a two complete turns, whilst getting a nose job and changing your obviously Greek last name. This manuver also immediately pays the individual $1 million dollars per jump. 
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