Angelina Jolie, who breathes in 3rd-world children and breathes out U.N. good-will missions, is currently in the celebrity of war-torn countries: Iraq. Jolie flew into Syria on Monday, where she visted Iraqi refugees in an effort to bring more attention to the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi's displaced by the current war effort. .....
Damn it. As borderline-pretentious as celebrity humanitarians can be, you really can't fault her for making some good use of her fame and fortune. After writing that piece on Leona Helmsley earlier today, it makes you wonder what special level of hell she is going to when contrasted with Angelina. Jolie is rich, famous and admittedly attractive. And to boot, she's charitable. Meanwhile, the Cryptkeeper-ess, is rich.... and slightly infamous. Seriously, if having a better soul was a competitive sport, that old bitch would be getting her shit ROOOOOOOOOCKED. Which is, of course, a legal term for "getting pwned". So now, after two paragraphs of explanation, you finally understand this entry's title. I am a master of suspense.
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